Jun 14 2008
An Open Letter to Hillary Clinton
Dear Senator Clinton,
SO glad you get to sit your ass down. Please take this time to do something meaningful with your Senate career (if you still have one). Please take this time to rock your husband’s mic SEVERAL times a day. Please take this time to get a facelift, a boob job & a Hollywood stylist. Please take this time to rest your screechy voice, drink some tea, read a book, clean your house, and hug your daughter. Please take this time to defrost that deep freezer you call a vagina and maybe even practice a little self-love. But most of all, please take this time to stay the HELL off my television.
Yours Truly,
EVERYONE WHO DIDN’T VOTE FOR YOU!





