Not hating, Just stating…

Ok, I said I wasn’t going to blog about politics anymore, but much like the political candidates around election time, I LIED!

I was watching The View (because I am a sucker for punishment & I like to see if today is the day that Elizabych HasselBLECH’s head will explode!) and Lizzy asked Joy if she would like more of the Obama Kool-Aid. Initially, my friends were upset about this remark because of the implications of Kool-Aid and black people. Subsequently, I found THIS foolishness on the interwebs:

This was sent out by The Chaffey Community Republican Women and is by far the dumbest, most desperate piece of CRAP I have ever seen. Playing upon the baseless fears of a man who grew up MUCH the same way most of the people who are against him did. He probably didn’t even drink Kool-Aid as a kid. But that is not the point, here. *staring at the foolishness alittle while longer*

Back to The View, I informed my friends that Elizabych was likely referencing Jim Jones, the charismatic leader that lead all of those people to Guyana and had them commit suicide. They informed me that I was giving her too much credit. And they were right. Like everything else she says, she was repeating some foolishness she heard someone else say. That someone was Bill Oh ‘ REALLY? When he said it later on in the show, I remembered having heard him say similar things about other liberals prior to primaries & beyond. I used to listen to Bill Oh’REALLY? on WJFK all the time because he was SO angry and SO worked up & SO not doing anything more than talking & writing & ranting about it. I found it fascinating how he could be so bitter in America as a white man. FASCINATING!

Libby is a Republican robot whose only means of defense is offense. If the subject is Sarah Palin she talks about Obama. If the subject is John McCain, she talks about Obama. If the subject is Joe Six-pack, the plumber, or Biden, she talks about Obama. She seems to be wrapped up in the Obamania just as much as anyone else, if not more, because ALL SHE can talk about is Obama. Yes, it is negative, but all publicity is good publicity, no?

Everyday she sits there with her back straight and her ass tight looking cheap in the face!  Terrified that Obama will win and she will have to live her life in fear of something OTHER than the Bush Regime? … having to drink the Kool-Aid? … a black man running the country? (oh no I didn’t! oh yes I did) Anyone who has watched The View knows that Mrs. Hasselblech lives in her own world where things just don’t apply to her.

• People who go on reality tv are the worst people in the world, she says (that is a paraphrase). Then someone points out she got her “start” on Survivor. She says that is different because she went on Survivor because she likes to challenge herself. GIRL WHAT? There are people that like to challenge themselves everyday that don’t feel the need to go on television to do it.
• People who think that the country is still racist are CRAZY! Whoopi Goldberg herself SCOFFS at her and says it exists. She doesn’t believe it and because she doesn’t believe it then it therefore doesn’t exist. She cries during the discussion about the”N” word because in HER world no one says it & no one should say it & lions live with lambs & blah blah blaaaaah!
• The RNC spent $150,000 of taxpayer money to “upgrade” Sarah Palin. In HER world this is the same as Obama using his donations to pay MILLIONS for a 30 minute commercial. Aren’t donations SUPPOSED to go to help the campaign? Honey, WHAT!!!!!?!?!?

if you didn’t see this CLASSIC clip from Bill Oh’Really please u tube and or goog.le it

Yesterday, Leavemebych, had on a Great Ameri(Mc)cain Hero shirt (yeah I didn’t get it either). It turns out that she designed the shirt… YAAAAY BOOOO! But no one else has officially endorsed anyone on the show. So why did she feel she needed to? Oh yeah, she has been sippin the Kool-Aid- both the McCain Kool-Aid AND the Obama Kool-Aid (she just haaassss to get a taste).

Let me just say this, Lizzy, let it go! McCain has! He pulled out of Michigan, he is pulling out of Colorado, HELL McCain has done more pulling out in the last month than a Catholic couple practicing the rhythm method. The signs are all around, honey. McCain has peed in your cup & convinced you it was lemonade, poor thing. Meanwhile, we’re at the Obama party where he is turning water into wine, right? HA! I in NO WAY think Obama is the messiah, but I d think he is the better man for the job.

Libby, this big, ice cold mason jar filled with swamp water Kool-Aid (grape and lemon lime flavor mixed so it turns black) with EXTRA EXTRA sugar, is for YOU!

CHEERS!

First let me say, hello… how have you been? I have been GRRRRRRRRREAT! Getting wooed out of my SHOES & loving it!

NOW, let’s move on.

I just saw a commercial for Coolio’s reality show. Ummm, who was requesting this? Who was seeking this out? Who was sitting at home thinking: “HEY, I wonder what happened to that WACKARD Coolio and all those kids he had with his former crackheadself?” To quote Erykah Badu, CERTAINLY not me! The more shows the come up with the LESS likely I am to tune in, though Stylista is on my MIGHT see TV list. But that wasn’t even what I wanted to say, but it just happened that the commercial came on as I decided to blog.

So back to the lecture @ hand! I watched Real Chance of Love starring those awesomely likable homothugs Real & Chance. Those that are unfamiliar with reality tv on VH1 have NO CLUE who I am talking about & I am not going to take the time to explain, so I advise you to Wikipedia it! Don’t worry, I won’t wait. Well the daggone show is HILARIOUS, Chance’s hair was perpetually moist & his humor was FANTASTIC! Real did not disappoint in the role of the supporting fagctor.now here is where the proof that I watch too much reality TV comes in. Despite them putting that big horse stable facade on it & switching up the decor, I recognized the Surreal Life house!(Again, if you don’t get it, you don’t get it.)

Then as I was allowing Scream Queens (a show searching for the next female star of Saw 69 or whatever number they are on) to watch me on the television and I looked up just in time to realize that they are living in the same house as the guys on From Gs to Gents. It is then that I realized, I play too much. Why do I know these things, recognize them, and then let people know that I know. *smh* One good thing about this discovery is that VH1 isn’t wasting money, I guess, right?

AAAAANYWHO… I want the “ladies” from Rock of Love to CHOKE! Charm School my AZZ! You are NOT better than the first & original with the “ladies” from Flavor of Love. And finally, I want to say… after Real & Chance NO MORE “wookin pa nub in aww da wong paces” type shows, VH1. Just start calling your shows what they are like: “Attention Whores Starting Fights over Some Trick They Hardly Know” or “Girls on the Low Self Esteem Team in Search of Their Fifteen Minutes of Fame Because Their Daddies’ Didn’t Love Them”. Stop trying to trick people into believing that you really CARE that these people are searching for “love” you care that these people are searching for attention. DAMN THAT WRITER’S STRIKE for making those people you HATED in high school famous. PEW!

PREFACE: I made one change to this blog because it was pointed out to me that I wrote something inaccurate and I made another change to clarify that I am in NO WAY blind to the heroism of John McCain. Please do not use your comments here to give props to John McCain this is about ME, not you! CARRY ON!

I was going to try to keep this blog about what I learned about life & love, but John McCain has tap-danced on my last nerve with his shenanigans! He is alllll show. Allllll talk. His V.P.? Is allll looks. It wasn’t until I saw The View Monday that I realized the Tina Fey sketch was word for word. Anyway, here goes.

Dear John McCain,

I used to think you were a pretty swell guy. I used to think that you really deserved a shot at the presidency.  A SHOT, not the presidency itself. But THEN, you got underhanded. THEN you started making grandiose statements including suspending your campaign to focus on the economic crisis, but as of 9:42 AM on Tuesday September 30, 2008, your President is still urging for a resolution. I have it on good authority that despite your assurance to do all you could to make sure the bailout bill passed, when it did not you went out to dinner with Joe Lieberman and your wives, were you discussing the crisis then? I mean this was only the most important thing you have voted on this year since you haven’t been at a Senate roll call since April. I am on to you! You can spout experience until you are blue in the face, but you are not USING it to do a daggone thing thus far other than using it as a crutch to limp your way into the White House. So, here we are closing in on your Veep’s debut in the unscripted debate. Are you shaking in your boots at what she might say? Are you sure she has been briefed, rebriefed and briefed again & again & again & again & again?

Senator McCain, I want to congratulate you for having the people fooled. For using your shortarmedness (read: telling & retelling & telling again of your heroic P.O.W. story… it is a POWERFUL story, but that doesn’t make everything you did thereafter RIGHT!)  to strong arm your way into the GOP nomination. You have been in the political game for a looooooooooooooong time, but what have you done other than having the highest missed vote count this year more than a man with a BRAIN HEMMORRHAGE and flying to every country on the planet. Quizbeggastan: been there, Yugoslavia: been there, the moon: been there & played tennis with Don Cornelius.

You recently played Super Save-A-Hoe for your Veep Nom with Katie Couric, who has NEVER been known as a hardball journalist. Yet, you had to fly in and save her from the scary lady. Senator McCain, this was foolishness and transparent. Sarah Palin is not a victim of the media elite. She is a victim of your vindictive and manipulative campaign. I feel sorry for her because she has NO idea what she has gotten herself into and neither do you.

Sincerely,

Everyone not involved in your campaign that lives in a purple or blue state with all of their teeth, no racial bias, some semblance of an education, an inability to be easily swayed, and an income WELL below what YOU think is middle-class.