Not hating, Just stating…

PREFACE: I made one change to this blog because it was pointed out to me that I wrote something inaccurate and I made another change to clarify that I am in NO WAY blind to the heroism of John McCain. Please do not use your comments here to give props to John McCain this is about ME, not you! CARRY ON!

I was going to try to keep this blog about what I learned about life & love, but John McCain has tap-danced on my last nerve with his shenanigans! He is alllll show. Allllll talk. His V.P.? Is allll looks. It wasn’t until I saw The View Monday that I realized the Tina Fey sketch was word for word. Anyway, here goes.

Dear John McCain,

I used to think you were a pretty swell guy. I used to think that you really deserved a shot at the presidency.  A SHOT, not the presidency itself. But THEN, you got underhanded. THEN you started making grandiose statements including suspending your campaign to focus on the economic crisis, but as of 9:42 AM on Tuesday September 30, 2008, your President is still urging for a resolution. I have it on good authority that despite your assurance to do all you could to make sure the bailout bill passed, when it did not you went out to dinner with Joe Lieberman and your wives, were you discussing the crisis then? I mean this was only the most important thing you have voted on this year since you haven’t been at a Senate roll call since April. I am on to you! You can spout experience until you are blue in the face, but you are not USING it to do a daggone thing thus far other than using it as a crutch to limp your way into the White House. So, here we are closing in on your Veep’s debut in the unscripted debate. Are you shaking in your boots at what she might say? Are you sure she has been briefed, rebriefed and briefed again & again & again & again & again?

Senator McCain, I want to congratulate you for having the people fooled. For using your shortarmedness (read: telling & retelling & telling again of your heroic P.O.W. story… it is a POWERFUL story, but that doesn’t make everything you did thereafter RIGHT!)  to strong arm your way into the GOP nomination. You have been in the political game for a looooooooooooooong time, but what have you done other than having the highest missed vote count this year more than a man with a BRAIN HEMMORRHAGE and flying to every country on the planet. Quizbeggastan: been there, Yugoslavia: been there, the moon: been there & played tennis with Don Cornelius.

You recently played Super Save-A-Hoe for your Veep Nom with Katie Couric, who has NEVER been known as a hardball journalist. Yet, you had to fly in and save her from the scary lady. Senator McCain, this was foolishness and transparent. Sarah Palin is not a victim of the media elite. She is a victim of your vindictive and manipulative campaign. I feel sorry for her because she has NO idea what she has gotten herself into and neither do you.

Sincerely,

Everyone not involved in your campaign that lives in a purple or blue state with all of their teeth, no racial bias, some semblance of an education, an inability to be easily swayed, and an income WELL below what YOU think is middle-class.

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