Oct 21 2008
Proof That I Watch too Much Reality TV
First let me say, hello… how have you been? I have been GRRRRRRRRREAT! Getting wooed out of my SHOES & loving it!
NOW, let’s move on.
I just saw a commercial for Coolio’s reality show. Ummm, who was requesting this? Who was seeking this out? Who was sitting at home thinking: “HEY, I wonder what happened to that WACKARD Coolio and all those kids he had with his former crackheadself?” To quote Erykah Badu, CERTAINLY not me! The more shows the come up with the LESS likely I am to tune in, though Stylista is on my MIGHT see TV list. But that wasn’t even what I wanted to say, but it just happened that the commercial came on as I decided to blog.
So back to the lecture @ hand! I watched Real Chance of Love starring those awesomely likable homothugs Real & Chance. Those that are unfamiliar with reality tv on VH1 have NO CLUE who I am talking about & I am not going to take the time to explain, so I advise you to Wikipedia it! Don’t worry, I won’t wait. Well the daggone show is HILARIOUS, Chance’s hair was perpetually moist & his humor was FANTASTIC! Real did not disappoint in the role of the supporting fagctor.now here is where the proof that I watch too much reality TV comes in. Despite them putting that big horse stable facade on it & switching up the decor, I recognized the Surreal Life house!(Again, if you don’t get it, you don’t get it.)
Then as I was allowing Scream Queens (a show searching for the next female star of Saw 69 or whatever number they are on) to watch me on the television and I looked up just in time to realize that they are living in the same house as the guys on From Gs to Gents. It is then that I realized, I play too much. Why do I know these things, recognize them, and then let people know that I know. *smh* One good thing about this discovery is that VH1 isn’t wasting money, I guess, right?
AAAAANYWHO… I want the “ladies” from Rock of Love to CHOKE! Charm School my AZZ! You are NOT better than the first & original with the “ladies” from Flavor of Love. And finally, I want to say… after Real & Chance NO MORE “wookin pa nub in aww da wong paces” type shows, VH1. Just start calling your shows what they are like: “Attention Whores Starting Fights over Some Trick They Hardly Know” or “Girls on the Low Self Esteem Team in Search of Their Fifteen Minutes of Fame Because Their Daddies’ Didn’t Love Them”. Stop trying to trick people into believing that you really CARE that these people are searching for “love” you care that these people are searching for attention. DAMN THAT WRITER’S STRIKE for making those people you HATED in high school famous. PEW!
