Mar 27 2009
Unsolicited Advice 2 The Boy I Met @ Outback
Why do you talk so hard?
You need to read my Unsolicited Advice 4 Men in the DC Metro Area…. TWICE!
I am not one of your boys in the street. Why are you cursing, overanunciating your mispronounced words and using so much slang with me. EASE UP! You make me uncomfortable… and a little scared. You want me to come over to the otherside because I need a young man in my life to pull over on the side of the road with??? ummm, that sounds DANGEROUS! I guess you thought you were being “sexy” but PART of being sexy is being eloquent. SO the ummms, & I’m sayins, and all that slang with which I am unfamiliar nullified your argument for why I should choo-choo-choose you!
At first you were persistent, then that turned into a little pressedness, followed by doing too much too soon. And then there was the straw that broke the camels back… You were solemnly and in earnest trying to convince me to be your, and I quote, “muhf^##!%” lady!” Where at do they do that? You are so impressed with what you have & where you have been & what you have done, you haven’t had a chance to work on WHO you are. You have some growing up to do. And it seems that you don’t really want to do it, but you insist that I am not trying to make that change & you are right. That would not be a wise move. I have NO idea if you are a man of substance, respect, INTELLIGENCE, or anything. Because you are so focused on ME being YOURS you haven’t told me WHO you are; nor have I asked, because, frankly I don’t care.
Here is a tip: Please learn the difference between a lady, a muhf^##!% lady, and your boys, they all require a different approach. You have traveled overseas so you should KNOW that you need to adapt- not to fit in, but to COMMUNICATE and get along. Isn’t that what relationships are about? Or am I missing something? Did you notice that when I speak to you I use a very professional tone and the only time I have ever used slang or had to get LeDroit Park on you was when I informed you that: “You be doin too much! All this right here you doin is too much too soon!” I thought maybe you would understand, but apparently that only made matters worse and as I type this you are texting me wondering why I am not responding to you. Did it ever occur to you that TWICE you have asked ME to go out with you and TWICE I have said whatever just call me and TWICE you have not called. I mean where at do they do that? Perhaps if you listened to what I was telling you instead of charging at me and putting the full court press on me via call & text, you would get it. I’m just not that into you, I have said it before, PLEASE don’t make me say it again.
Ok? Ok!
I couldn’t have said it better! I agree they do need to learn the diff between a lady, a muhf^##!% lady!!! So sad but so true!
To make you my mutha)($(# lady is a notch in the belt. Its nothing to do with who you are its about being cool. Being cool has little to do with relationships and everything to do with ones self. Slang can be cool, it can express things in a very unique way and often is more articulate than proper English. But to be a good communicator is to speak too your audience and not to yourself. But conversation is a lost art in America. Even more lost is the ability to listen. Listening determines what one should say, but most people only listen until they think of something to say. To find a man worth talking to is no simple task. Gender relations are permeated by the hope of sensual/sexual gratification and rarely have anything to do with interpersonal communication and generally have everything to do with trying to be smooth enough to get some. Good discourse is better than good sex and you don’t need a towel to clean up when you’re done.